<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391</id><updated>2011-04-21T21:27:47.788-04:00</updated><category term='beginnings'/><category term='illness'/><category term='pirates'/><category term='Becky C.'/><category term='poo'/><category term='funny'/><category term='Pollyanna'/><category term='Frau'/><category term='Dane Cook'/><category term='Pauly Shore'/><category term='mobile post'/><category term='evil people'/><category term='genuine surprise'/><category term='McDonald&apos;s'/><category term='food + drink'/><category term='Halloween'/><category term='family'/><category term='LGBT'/><category term='football'/><category term='driving'/><category term='work'/><category term='blogs'/><category term='Ron Paul'/><category term='Buffalo Bills'/><category term='racism'/><category term='New York Mets'/><category term='Philadelphia'/><category term='horticulture'/><category term='crap I hate'/><category term='stinky feet'/><category term='the cast'/><category term='politics'/><category term='Christmas'/><category term='Cuddly Porcupine'/><category term='bad analogies'/><category term='logical fallicies'/><category term='Godzilla'/><category term='television'/><category term='good questions'/><category term='meta'/><category term='Baptist Church'/><category term='Lost Sheep'/><category term='Redstate.com'/><category term='feelings'/><category term='my need for control'/><category term='webcomics'/><category term='I hate being a grown up'/><category term='Mothra'/><category term='schadenfreude'/><title type='text'>Defenestrate Everything</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>34</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-2036941240330457804</id><published>2008-03-21T23:06:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-21T23:09:19.085-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='webcomics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>Windows - that explains it!</title><content type='html'>Yes, I know &lt;a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/288.html"&gt;this &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;particular&lt;/span&gt; strip&lt;/a&gt; was published several years ago, but I think it's funny.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-2036941240330457804?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/2036941240330457804/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=2036941240330457804' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/2036941240330457804'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/2036941240330457804'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2008/03/windows-that-explains-it.html' title='Windows - that explains it!'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-2474744158885253454</id><published>2008-01-29T09:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-29T09:53:46.264-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Becky C.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='racism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='logical fallicies'/><title type='text'>Now I can't be annoyed if someone thinks I'm a racist because of the color of my skin???</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://girlinshortshorts.blogspot.com/"&gt;Becky C.&lt;/a&gt;, who usually has spot on analysis for politics and the like, really makes a heinous statement in &lt;a href="http://girlinshortshorts.blogspot.com/2008/01/boss-clinton-and-racial-gambit.html"&gt;Boss Clinton and the Racial Gambit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Blacks, like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson ... assume there is racism, until proven otherwise. And there is certainly a very valid reason for their assumption, and &lt;em&gt;the fact that a lot of whites are irritated by the attitude proves it. &lt;/em&gt;(Emphasis mine)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;Now let me get this straight, Becky. If Al Sharpton assumes I am a racist due to &lt;strong&gt;the color&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;of my skin&lt;/strong&gt;, and I feel this assumption is unfair, and feel the slightest bit peeved by it, my annoyance at this proves that I am a racist? What else could we &lt;em&gt;prove&lt;/em&gt; through this method?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Am I &lt;em&gt;proven&lt;/em&gt; to be a misogynist because I dislike when women think I am a misogynist because I am the proud owner of a penis? Or could we &lt;em&gt;prove&lt;/em&gt; Rev. Sharpton a racist by my assuming he hates white people because he's black, then having him express dismay at me for making a racist assumption?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No, the only things the above would prove is I am annoyed when people assume I am racist, dislike when women assume I am misogynistic, and Al Sharpton would become dismayed for assuming he's racist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have proven though, Becky needs a beginning course in logic.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-2474744158885253454?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/2474744158885253454/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=2474744158885253454' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/2474744158885253454'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/2474744158885253454'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2008/01/now-i-cant-be-annoyed-if-someone-thinks.html' title='Now I can&apos;t be annoyed if someone thinks I&apos;m a racist &lt;b&gt;because of the color of my skin&lt;/b&gt;???'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-5124319978101848380</id><published>2008-01-16T10:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-16T11:20:26.065-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cuddly Porcupine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mothra'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='feelings'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I hate being a grown up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='illness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pollyanna'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Godzilla'/><title type='text'>Alone, for real</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="right"&gt;I truly am alone now.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;I have felt &amp;nbsp;isolated &amp;nbsp;for most of my life.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;Yesterday, my father called and asked for my help. He asked me to leave work early, and come help with the kids. My mother already had been at the hospital with Mothra for 24 hours when he had called. He couldn't be with her; there is no way to safely bring a near 3 year old with bronchitis into a hospital room with a 6 month old with pneumonia. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Hell, most of the time, &amp;nbsp;I &amp;nbsp;isolated myself.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;I have always despised social situations.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;I haven't been writing this blog for you to know the gravity of this request. My parents, as a rule, don't ask me for help. They certainly don't ask me to leave work early to profer my help. Yet that's what happened yesterday.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;At parties, &amp;nbsp;I &amp;nbsp;am all too happy to stand on the side and watch others have fun.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;I, up until now, have had only the perception of alone.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;My parents have been the only two people in my life in whom I trust enough to share my emotional troubles. My friends are emotionally stunted, and have problems of their own. I am their rock, not the other way 'round. I fear breaking them if add my issues to theirs.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;I have never actually been alone.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;My penchant for &amp;nbsp;vicariously living &amp;nbsp;may be why I take to the parenting thing so easily.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;My parents are getting old. They are less capable, both physically and mentally of taking care of two kids than they think, and than I thought. I will soon, be unable to unburden my demons onto my parents, lest &lt;i&gt;they&lt;/i&gt; break. That day may be sooner than I think, and is likely sooner than I hope.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;I will be alone soon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-5124319978101848380?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/5124319978101848380/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=5124319978101848380' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/5124319978101848380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/5124319978101848380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2008/01/alone-for-real.html' title='Alone, for real'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-2061567239192286773</id><published>2008-01-15T10:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-15T11:37:51.966-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pauly Shore'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bad analogies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mothra'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I hate being a grown up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='illness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Godzilla'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Godzilla &amp;amp; Mothra are both sick. Godzilla has bronchitis, and Mothra is in the hospital with pneumonia. This is God's way of saying, "D-Rock, you thought you were powerless before... wait 'til you see this." Kids shouldn't be allowed to be sick. It's just wrong.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For those of you without kids: imagine you just got as a gift: a top of the line BluRay player, complete with Bose surround sound system and 40" plasma screen. Now after, using the best of your new system's capabilities for a few months, suddenly the only thing will play is &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115683/"&gt;BioDome&lt;/a&gt;. In mono. And the disc has scratches on it. And you think the person who gave you all this cool stuff is going to take it away because you took lousy care of it, but you know you took great care of it, including using fiber optics instead of regular cable, cleaning the dust off everyday, and turning it off at night at a decent hour. Okay, so you didn't clean the dust of every day, but that wouldn't make it break, would it? It's not like you took a hammer to it or dropped it in a swimming pool. But this is a precision instrument. Maybe a little dust could hamper performance. So you call up that techie friend of yours, Doc. Doc looks at your setup and says, "looks like you've got a little Pauly Shore infection." He pulls out a screwdriver. Well, you're pretty sure it's a screwdriver, but you've never seen one like this before. He turns one of the screws on the sound system a half a turn clockwise, and the stereo sound returns. He hands you the screwdriver and tells you to turn one screw a quarter turn clockwise twice a day for the next ten days, and everything will be fine. After that, what's left of the screwdriver will be useless, so don't try to use it anymore, but don't use it any less than that either.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Doc never asked if your stuff got dusted every day, if you used cable, or what time you shut it off each day. This all seemed very normal to him, like Pauly Shore is on every new TV in world once in a while.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-2061567239192286773?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/2061567239192286773/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=2061567239192286773' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/2061567239192286773'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/2061567239192286773'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2008/01/godzilla-mothra-are-both-sick.html' title=''/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-8698209062855618077</id><published>2007-11-16T23:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-18T10:50:25.082-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Frau'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ron Paul'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>How my Ron Paul convert converted me to Ron Paul.</title><content type='html'>I&amp;#39;ll admit it. I had no hope to convert Frau or The Captain to being Ron Paul supporters. I was simply happy to have a ride and company. I have been a supporting the Libertarian Party so long, I have grown accustomed to both being marginalized (politically) by nearly everyone, and losing, both in the races, and in discussions. Frau, however not only jumped on Dr. Paul&amp;#39;s bandwagon, she wants to drive. We are participating in a letter-writing campaign to Iowa voters, and she is the reason I think I can handwrite 300 letters before Christmas. She is the reason I will be attending my first Ron Paul meetup this Monday. Her excitement has created excitement in me. Gone are the days of Freedom as an intellectual concept. After years of supporting the entire Libertarian Party as a mental exercise, Frau has turned this into something real. I thank you, Frau. Dr. Paul thanks you. And while they&lt;br&gt; don&amp;#39;t know it yet, the American people thank you.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-8698209062855618077?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/8698209062855618077/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=8698209062855618077' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/8698209062855618077'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/8698209062855618077'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/11/how-my-ron-paul-convert-converted-me-to.html' title='How my Ron Paul convert converted me to Ron Paul.'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-5755172404077897456</id><published>2007-11-11T01:21:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-12T10:53:36.874-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Frau'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mothra'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mobile post'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Philadelphia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ron Paul'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>............pation!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_Vmcv0pP7BcM/RzafeOlxriI/AAAAAAAAAFw/m81b-AV0DCY/s1600-h/1110071357-703391.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5131464167096692258" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_Vmcv0pP7BcM/RzafeOlxriI/AAAAAAAAAFw/m81b-AV0DCY/s320/1110071357-703391.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;With the exception of the day Mothra arrived at our house, this has been the most exciting day of the year. I got to meet the man himself, Dr. Ronald Earnest Paul, the next President of the United States of America. I saw some of the crazy people that you hear about from Dr. Paul's detractors- the 9/11 truthers, the I hate everyone who doesn't look like me anti-immigration people, and of course, the computer geeks. But (and sorry to disappoint), the vast majority of the people I met fell into the category of "normal." I saw: old, young, white, black, Asian, Hispanic, gay, straight, Republicans, Democrats, Libertarians (and lots of libertarians), anarchists, families, single people, extroverts, introverts (harder to find than the extroverts, though), and nearly every other category that you could think of to put people in. Who is this man who can bring all there seemingly disparate people together? Ron Paul. His message? Freedom. &lt;a href="http://www.ronpaul2008.com/"&gt;http://www.RonPaul2008.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-5755172404077897456?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/5755172404077897456/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=5755172404077897456' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/5755172404077897456'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/5755172404077897456'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/11/pation.html' title='............pation!'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_Vmcv0pP7BcM/RzafeOlxriI/AAAAAAAAAFw/m81b-AV0DCY/s72-c/1110071357-703391.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-4796323857728518653</id><published>2007-11-10T08:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-12T10:51:28.095-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mobile post'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Baptist Church'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='LGBT'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='genuine surprise'/><title type='text'>Sometimes  you can be surprised</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_Vmcv0pP7BcM/RzW33OlxrhI/AAAAAAAAAFo/IrzQQmw1gIs/s1600-h/1110070849-712204.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_Vmcv0pP7BcM/RzW33OlxrhI/AAAAAAAAAFo/IrzQQmw1gIs/s320/1110070849-712204.jpg"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5131209509895777810" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;This flag is in front of a door to a Baptist Church. Just found that interesting&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-4796323857728518653?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/4796323857728518653/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=4796323857728518653' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/4796323857728518653'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/4796323857728518653'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/11/sometimes-you-can-be-surprised.html' title='Sometimes  you can be surprised'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_Vmcv0pP7BcM/RzW33OlxrhI/AAAAAAAAAFo/IrzQQmw1gIs/s72-c/1110070849-712204.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-4378006927575754308</id><published>2007-11-10T00:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-12T10:51:28.096-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Frau'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mobile post'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ron Paul'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Antici.................</title><content type='html'>I am here in Philly, staying at Frau&amp;#39;s parents&amp;#39; house. (Sorry I don&amp;#39;t have a clever nickname for you yet, Frau.) Frau and her husband are not Ron Paul supporters yet, but I am working on that. I can&amp;#39;t sleep. I am experiencing the same feeling I did when I first went to Disney World, or the one I still feel every Christmas Eve. Later today I am going to meet one of my heroes. This is akin to meeting Superman. I promise not to tug on his cape. I just hope to get some sleep before then.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-4378006927575754308?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/4378006927575754308/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=4378006927575754308' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/4378006927575754308'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/4378006927575754308'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/11/antici.html' title='Antici.................'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-1718606240666104771</id><published>2007-11-02T10:27:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-11-02T20:59:21.964-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the cast'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cuddly Porcupine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lost Sheep'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mothra'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='football'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='television'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pollyanna'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Godzilla'/><title type='text'>Godzilla</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_Vmcv0pP7BcM/Rys7uZpe44I/AAAAAAAAAFg/UmM5JAOb288/s1600-h/Godzilla+movie+poster.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5128258269036340098" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" height="95" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_Vmcv0pP7BcM/Rys7uZpe44I/AAAAAAAAAFg/UmM5JAOb288/s320/Godzilla+movie+poster.jpg" width="118" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Godzilla is my nephew, and as is the case with all the other names on my blog, Godzilla is not his real name. Simply, I am extremely paranoid that someone will find out who I am and start stalking me and my family. This assumes that anyone will ever read what I write, and that assumption seems ludicrous to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eventually, I will break down, and faithful readers of this blog may one day know my address. I know one of the keys to good writing is being specific, and my being paranoid to the point of not be able to talk about anything I care about is definitely at odds with that. I may even post a picture or two of someone I've actually met one day. So, to help the confused reader, I start with this post a series of cast biographies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Godzilla's pretty amazing, and I want to be him when I grow up. I want to live with the knowledge that if I jump from the seventh step of the stairs, someone will catch me, and if no one catches me, someone will come make me feel better. (Both regular occurrences, except we're lucky if it's only the seventh step.) I want to have heroes again. He thinks I can scare away monsters, and because he thinks it, it's true. He thinks his grandmother knows the lyrics to every song ever written, and his grandfather is the funniest person on the planet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I fear his sometimes excessive television watching has stunted his imagination, and its use as a babysitting tool started at way too early an age for him. As I have stated previously, &lt;a href="http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/10/since-i-started-my-current-job-i-have.html"&gt;I am not home as often as I would like to be&lt;/a&gt;, and I have very little control over this. Also, Sunday is for football. This is a tradition he will understand soon enough. Most of his television watching comes under Lost Sheep's (his mother) watch, but those are issues that I'd rather not discuss right now (For Lost Sheep's sake, not for mine).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He lives in a house with &lt;a href="http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/10/godzilla-mothra.html"&gt;Mothra (his sister)&lt;/a&gt;, Pollyanna (his grandmother), Cuddly Porcupine (his grandfather), and myself. His grandparents are currently his legal guardians. I gave him the moniker Godzilla because he's two, and he's good at it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-1718606240666104771?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/1718606240666104771/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=1718606240666104771' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/1718606240666104771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/1718606240666104771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/11/godzilla.html' title='Godzilla'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_Vmcv0pP7BcM/Rys7uZpe44I/AAAAAAAAAFg/UmM5JAOb288/s72-c/Godzilla+movie+poster.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-1352837863609758843</id><published>2007-10-31T15:24:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-31T16:00:36.444-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pirates'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lost Sheep'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I hate being a grown up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Halloween'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pollyanna'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Godzilla'/><title type='text'>Captain Godzilla</title><content type='html'>Godzilla is dressed as a pirate right now and will soon wander the streets with Lost Sheep and Pollyanna begging for candy. He will probably be done begging before I get home. This disappoints me. His costume came with a long hair (a la Jack Sparrow) attached to the hat. This is unfortunate, because Godzilla is 2, and can't grow facial hair worth a damn-- the poor lad looks like a girl.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-1352837863609758843?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/1352837863609758843/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=1352837863609758843' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/1352837863609758843'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/1352837863609758843'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/10/captain-godzilla.html' title='Captain Godzilla'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-4910686728357747440</id><published>2007-10-24T12:41:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-24T15:49:40.448-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Redstate.com'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ron Paul'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>The problem with ferver</title><content type='html'>By now, you have probably heard that &lt;a href="http://www.redstate.com/"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Redstate.com &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;has &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.redstate.com/blogs/leon_h_wolf/2007/oct/22/attention_ron_paul_supporters_life_is_really_not_fair"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;banned Ron Paul Supporters from posting on their site&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;. If you haven't, here's a little taste of the rationale of the ban:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Effective immediately, new users may *not* shill for Ron Paul in any way shape, form or fashion. Not in comments, not in diaries, nada. If your account is less than 6 months old, you can talk about something else, you can participate in the other threads and be your zany libertarian self all you want, but you cannot pimp Ron Paul. Those with accounts more than six months old may proceed as normal.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now, I could offer a long-winded explanation for *why* this new policy is being instituted, but I'm guessing that most of you can probably guess. Unless you lack the self-awareness to understand just how annoying, time-consuming, and bandwidth-wasting responding to the same idiotic arguments from a bunch of liberals pretending to be Republicans can be. Which, judging by your comment history, you really don't understand, so allow me to offer an alternate explanation: we are a bunch of fascists and we're upset that you've discovered where we keep the black helicopters, so we're silencing you in an attempt to keep you from warning the rest of your brethren so we can round you all up and send you to re-education camps all at once.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Level of annoyance this causes to the &lt;a href="http://www.ronpaul2008.com/"&gt;Ron Paul campaign proper&lt;/a&gt; (scale of 0-10): &lt;strong&gt;0&lt;/strong&gt;. This is great free publicity and may even get Dr. Paul a few mentions in "real" news.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Level of perceived annoyance this causes for Ron Paul supporters who can't do much more than copy and paste "RON PAUL 2008" 100 times in a single response: &lt;strong&gt;10&lt;/strong&gt;.  "OMG! The Man's trying to keep us down! They don't want us to be heard!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Level of actual annoyance this causes for Ron Paul supporters who can't do much more than copy and paste "RON PAUL 2008" 100 times in a single response: &lt;strong&gt;0.5&lt;/strong&gt;. Relax, chemically imbalanced Ron Paul supporters, nearly the whole rest of the internet is still open and ready to business with you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Level of annoyance to Ron Paul supporters who seem normal: &lt;strong&gt;8.&lt;/strong&gt; Now there is a mess to be cleaned up, chemically imbalanced Ron Paul supporters to calm down, and our own morale to pick back up.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Level of annoyance this causes for Redstate.com: &lt;strong&gt;6.84. &lt;/strong&gt;Evan though Redstate thinks it has solved their problem. Their plight is not yet over. Several times over the last hour I've gotten slow responses from their site, and I predict no fewer than 3,000 emails from angry Ron Paul supporters being angry and 25 from loyal readers of their site being grateful. Not to mention all the extra page views from being dugg or &lt;a href="http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/10/24/a-ban-on-ron-paul-supporters/"&gt;blogged about by The NY Times&lt;/a&gt;. That should add a little to the "time-wasting," and "bandwidth-wasting" those poor folks there have to put up with.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-4910686728357747440?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/4910686728357747440/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=4910686728357747440' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/4910686728357747440'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/4910686728357747440'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/10/problem-with-ferver.html' title='The problem with ferver'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-1735675273428201011</id><published>2007-10-22T14:23:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-24T15:50:47.962-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ron Paul'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='meta'/><title type='text'>I don't need to ask for directions, we're not lost</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.ronpaul2008.com/"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5124229013569011746" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="Vote Ron Paul" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_Vmcv0pP7BcM/RxzrI3WIACI/AAAAAAAAAFY/zVKRBpN-NqQ/s320/i-support-rp-sm-6.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;So now this is a political blog&lt;/strong&gt;. Tomorrow I may go back to writing about the rugrats who live in my house, fast food, or whining about my job. If I were a more prolific writer, or at least had a longer attention span, I might split my writings into multiple blogs for various topics. But I'm not, and I don't, so I won't. So I'm lost without a topic. I won't be able to keep readers interested, because no one will know upon what topic I will pontificate from day to day. Oh well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Deal with it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-1735675273428201011?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/1735675273428201011/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=1735675273428201011' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/1735675273428201011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/1735675273428201011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/10/i-dont-need-to-ask-for-directions-were.html' title='I don&apos;t need to ask for directions, we&apos;re not lost'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_Vmcv0pP7BcM/RxzrI3WIACI/AAAAAAAAAFY/zVKRBpN-NqQ/s72-c/i-support-rp-sm-6.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-5074437536893985385</id><published>2007-10-21T21:06:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-11-12T10:55:00.032-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='schadenfreude'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dane Cook'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crap I hate'/><title type='text'>Schadenfreude</title><content type='html'>I wouldn't go so far as to kill him, but if Dane Cook's head exploded tomorrow, I probably would experience great joy&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-5074437536893985385?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/5074437536893985385/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=5074437536893985385' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/5074437536893985385'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/5074437536893985385'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/10/schadenfreude.html' title='Schadenfreude'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-2880903452205101183</id><published>2007-10-16T11:18:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-16T12:54:25.658-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='my need for control'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas'/><title type='text'>I don't want it, really.</title><content type='html'>I am now making my annual decree:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;I do not want any gifts for Christmas!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;Or my birthday. Or Easter, &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Hanukkah&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;, St. Valentine's Day or any other holiday you think requires gift giving. You do not have a clue about my tastes, and I have enough crap.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;Now that's out of the way, here are the exceptions:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;You are under the age of 13&lt;/strong&gt;. If you have not yet seen the 13&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;th&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; anniversary of your birth, I will accept any and all gifts you wish to give me, &lt;em&gt;and&lt;/em&gt; treasure them forever. I still have all the rocks Godzilla picked up when we went walking around the neighborhood.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Artwork&lt;/strong&gt;. But only if you created it, or if it has been appraised for $10,000 (&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;USD&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;) or more in the last six months. If you created it, please limit yourself to one (1) piece of art per gift-giving event, unless you are a good artist. You will know if you are not a good artist when you see your ugly crap in my garbage cans come New Year's. If rule 1 applies, you will not know if you are not a good artist until after you turn 13.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Money&lt;/strong&gt;. If Rule 1 applies, do not give me money. I'll feel bad when I spend it. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;You&lt;/strong&gt;. Spend time with me. If you care &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;enough&lt;/span&gt; to give me a gift, I probably like you, and will appreciate your time more than any &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;material&lt;/span&gt; gift. Also falling into this category is sending me a heartfelt letter or email, or just giving a call and telling me why you like me.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;p align="left"&gt;--End decree--&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-2880903452205101183?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/2880903452205101183'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/2880903452205101183'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/10/i-dont-want-it-really.html' title='I don&apos;t want it, really.'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-6185463142715963014</id><published>2007-10-16T10:38:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-16T11:17:33.895-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Godzilla'/><title type='text'>Oh, the happy poo</title><content type='html'>Hours after &lt;a href="http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/10/godzillas-having-some-trouble-potty.html"&gt;lamenting my perceived failure on the subject&lt;/a&gt;, Godzilla just sat down on the potty and made a big poo last night. No asking, no cajoling, no reminding, no anything. Just wandered on over to his little potty chair and did his business. We made the required big fuss. It was fantastic. I know it's been said thousands of times, but I am continually amazed at the experiences considered joyful when small children are involved.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-6185463142715963014?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/6185463142715963014/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=6185463142715963014' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/6185463142715963014'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/6185463142715963014'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/10/oh-happy-poo.html' title='Oh, the happy poo'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-3548266985570340423</id><published>2007-10-15T16:07:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-15T16:35:18.659-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pollyanna'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Godzilla'/><title type='text'>High brow stories of poo</title><content type='html'>Godzilla's having some trouble potty training. The little guy will urinate in his potty regularly, with glee even. But the poo, getting him to poo in the potty is very difficult. When I ask him if he has to go he gets this fearful look in his face that makes me want to cry &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;every time&lt;/span&gt; I see it. I somehow think this is my fault, and wish I could make it better for him. Pollyanna tells me this not so, setbacks are common, there is no possible way this could be my fault. She is right, of course, but I just worry about damaging him &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;permanently&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-3548266985570340423?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/3548266985570340423/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=3548266985570340423' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/3548266985570340423'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/3548266985570340423'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/10/godzillas-having-some-trouble-potty.html' title='High brow stories of poo'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-6433778213567650985</id><published>2007-10-15T13:06:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-15T16:01:15.354-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='driving'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crap I hate'/><title type='text'>Look where you're going</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Along with &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/10/if-youre-going-to-race-me-please-go.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;pissing me off on rural highways&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, other drivers make me want to cut my Achilles tendon on major limited access roads as well. The early part of my trip home takes me on eight and ten lane sections of Interstate 80. It is often slow going during rush hour, the 9 mile stretch I ride taking fifteen to thirty minutes most days. Occasionally, like last Thursday, it takes much longer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For about four  miles, the traffic was stop and go, taking about forty minutes for the normally ten minute or less stretch of road. I sit and wait. I listen to the traffic on the radio. No mention of my section of 80. No mention of 80 at all. I change the station to music. I move up 100 yards. I stop. I sing. I move up 200 yards. I stop. I change the station back to traffic. Still no mention of why I'm waiting. I yell at no one in particular. I change the station back to music. I move 100 yards.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I repeat this process many times before I finally see what is causing the delay. A two car accident, plus a police car with its lights on. The three vehicles take up &lt;em&gt;only only lane&lt;/em&gt;, plus the shoulder. And they're ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, that's right folks, the accident that caused me to lose a half hour of my life breathing the lovely exhaust from hundreds of cars was &lt;em&gt;on the other side of a divided highway.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have no idea why these people want me to hate them.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-6433778213567650985?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/6433778213567650985/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=6433778213567650985' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/6433778213567650985'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/6433778213567650985'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/10/look-where-youre-going.html' title='Look where you&apos;re going'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-2376750242593833743</id><published>2007-10-10T15:22:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-11T09:52:28.473-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cuddly Porcupine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mothra'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='feelings'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I hate being a grown up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Godzilla'/><title type='text'>Absence makes the heart wither</title><content type='html'>Since I started my current job, I have had &lt;a href="http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/09/half-ton-here-i-come.html"&gt;plenty of time to contemplate my existence&lt;/a&gt;. Between the 9 hours a day at work, and the 3-4 hours commuting, the voices in my head have a captive audience with little distraction more than 12 hours a day (with the exception of when Cuddly Porcupine drives us both to work- then the voices only get 6 or 7 hours). What I usually end up focusing on is how alone I feel. After working 6 hour days a half hour from home, with my days off usually being weekdays, and being unemployed after that, I miss my time with Godzilla. I used to be able to take him to the playground, walk around the neighborhood, or just sit and read with him for hours at a time. And when other people that he loved came around, he still wanted to spend time with me. I did not fall to the side like I have the past few nights. Godzilla and &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Mothra&lt;/span&gt; are the only things worth anything to me. To be ignored by him, like I have, hurts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know he is two. He can't possibly know how much this hurts. I put on a brave face and be happy when he is near me, partly because of my perceived responsibility of eliminating sadness from small children's lives, but partly because if I don't, he'll want to be around me even less. I know he loves me, but I am humanly selfish and want him to love me most.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-2376750242593833743?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/2376750242593833743/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=2376750242593833743' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/2376750242593833743'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/2376750242593833743'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/10/since-i-started-my-current-job-i-have.html' title='Absence makes the heart wither'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-8553863576585697966</id><published>2007-10-04T09:11:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-04T09:37:41.667-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='driving'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crap I hate'/><title type='text'>Pick a pace, please</title><content type='html'>I like to drive very fast, which is unfortunate, because I drive many two-lane roads on my commute to and from work. I often get stuck behind people who have no business driving on any day but Sunday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I could probably handle the occasional slowpoke if it were not for the four-lane sections (two in each direction) of these same roads. It is this moment where these inconsiderate sloth-loving asses decide to &lt;em&gt;speed up&lt;/em&gt;. That's right, the same idiot who does 30mph (in a 55mph) when I have no opportunity to pass him, accelerates to 70 (with the same 55mph limit) when I do have a chance to get in front of him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I am left with two choices. I can either push my crappy 4-cylinder 1996 Chevy Malibu to 80 and try to get past this moron before I'm down to one lane, or I can stay put and end up doing 30 when we merge again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have no idea why these people want me to hate them.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-8553863576585697966?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/8553863576585697966/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=8553863576585697966' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/8553863576585697966'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/8553863576585697966'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/10/if-youre-going-to-race-me-please-go.html' title='Pick a pace, please'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-5854766579639303287</id><published>2007-10-01T11:51:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-01T13:28:34.810-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Buffalo Bills'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New York Mets'/><title type='text'>Next year has never been so far away</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/09/mets-really-really-suck.html"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;he gets up! My God he might be able to win this after all! But then, &lt;a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/wrap.jsp?ymd=20070930&amp;amp;content_id=2241393&amp;amp;vkey=wrapup2005&amp;amp;fext=.jsp&amp;amp;c_id=mlb"&gt;thud&lt;/a&gt;. Not only does he not get up again, but a few of the other runners step on him on the way to the finish. It is the most excruciating thing you have ever witnessed. I cannot cry, I cannot move. I stand and stare as the &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;EMTs&lt;/span&gt; move to rescue him, part of me not caring because &lt;em&gt;it was his own damn fault&lt;/em&gt;. Could be worse, though. I could have been a Buffalo Bills' fan in the early nineties.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh wait. I was.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-5854766579639303287?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/5854766579639303287/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=5854766579639303287' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/5854766579639303287'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/5854766579639303287'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/10/next-year-has-never-been-so-far-away.html' title='Next year has never been so far away'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-378707432284483537</id><published>2007-10-01T11:34:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-01T11:36:55.961-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mothra'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Godzilla'/><title type='text'>Mothra arrives</title><content type='html'>Mothra has arrived. She's cute, but other than that, she doesn't do much. Well, she does eat, sleep and crap, but cute is really the only thing going for her right now. Mothra is an unfortunate nom de guerre for a cute little girl., but I wanted to stick with the Japanese monster movie theme, and Godzilla's name definitely fits his personality. Maybe when Mothra develops her own personality, she can get a new one.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-378707432284483537?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/378707432284483537/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=378707432284483537' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/378707432284483537'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/378707432284483537'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/10/godzilla-mothra.html' title='Mothra arrives'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-7252382542504329992</id><published>2007-09-27T15:19:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-01T13:29:01.269-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bad analogies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New York Mets'/><title type='text'>The Mets really really suck</title><content type='html'>The &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Mets&lt;/span&gt; make me feel like the father of a marathon runner who is leads the entire race but trips on his own untied shoelace near the beginning of mile 25. He is tired, but has a comfortable cushion between himself and the rest of the pack. At first, I say, "no big deal, you're still leading." But I notice my long-distance offspring doesn't tie his shoes before he gets back up and starts running again. Around the 25.3 mark, he trips again. Blood trickles from a contusion on his knee. I yell "tie your shoes!" He doesn't hear me over the rest of the crowd. I mutter something under my breath about the manufacturer of his overpriced sneakers. At 25.7, it happens again. His hands are partly crimson now. This time, a few other people are yelling with me for him to tie his shoes. He still doesn't hear. He gets up slowly, in pain, and visibly more tired than before. I curse the guy who sold him this wretched footwear. Again, at mile 26 he falls again. He is so tired he cannot slow his tumble; his head hits the ground. Blood of scalp mixes with the sweat of marathon and tears of pain. He gets up much slower this time. He licks the salty pink cocktail as it drips down his face. Nearly the entire crowd yells for my son to tie his shoes. He looks down as he starts to jog, but the sound of approaching runners makes him think twice. Only now does my blame shift the to my moron child who didn't notice his shoes were untied. He looks more determined than before, but is acutely aware of where his feet land, making sure to not step on a shoelace. This slows him down considerably. The pack closes in. At 26.1, he falls again. For a moment, he can hear the individual footsteps of his approaching competitors, until the crowd, nearly unanimously, starts cheering for him to rise, but also swear at him for not tying his shoes when he had the chance. He doesn't get up. The pack is nearly on him now&lt;a href="http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/10/next-year-has-never-been-so-far-away.html"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-7252382542504329992?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/7252382542504329992/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=7252382542504329992' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/7252382542504329992'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/7252382542504329992'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/09/mets-really-really-suck.html' title='The Mets really really suck'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-4014218954416395424</id><published>2007-09-26T17:56:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-27T08:10:32.966-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stinky feet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='driving'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mobile post'/><title type='text'>Stinky feet </title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_Vmcv0pP7BcM/RvrVrHWH_wI/AAAAAAAAAAc/0qPEqyTjgJ8/s1600-h/0926071751-720651.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_Vmcv0pP7BcM/RvrVrHWH_wI/AAAAAAAAAAc/0qPEqyTjgJ8/s320/0926071751-720651.jpg"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5114635263515557634" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;I have decided I no longer care what my car smells like after driving home with my shoes off.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-4014218954416395424?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/4014218954416395424/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=4014218954416395424' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/4014218954416395424'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/4014218954416395424'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/09/stinky-feet.html' title='Stinky feet '/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_Vmcv0pP7BcM/RvrVrHWH_wI/AAAAAAAAAAc/0qPEqyTjgJ8/s72-c/0926071751-720651.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-6033341600666881141</id><published>2007-09-26T13:09:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-27T08:05:36.365-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='evil people'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Adolf was evil, dude</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;There&amp;#39;s a bumper sticker&lt;/strong&gt; on a pick-up that regularly&amp;nbsp;parks near me in the employee lot here at work. It reads, &amp;quot;Hitler was a politician.&amp;quot; My&amp;nbsp;first&amp;nbsp;thought was, I wonder if politicians should be insulted, or should Hitler?&amp;quot; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;Now before someone reads (ha!)&amp;nbsp;this and starts trying to figure out who I am so they can come burn my house down, or leaves &amp;quot;my wife is county clerk in Onlynicepeoplelivehere, WI, and she&amp;#39;s wonderful!&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp;messages (again, ha)&amp;nbsp;please note that I do not believe that any US politicians has killed tens of millions of people nor that any of them have tried to take over Europe through military means. &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;My problem is I think they want to. Maybe not so much the extermination of a certain class/ethnicity/race or whatever, but at a certain level of government (not sure what level, but I&amp;#39;m pretty sure it starts around statewide offices), a politician needs to have enough unchecked ambition to get elected. That stuff doesn&amp;#39;t just go away. &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;To transmogrify a&amp;nbsp;Dwight Eisenhower quote: &amp;quot;Anyone who wants to president should not be allowed to.&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-6033341600666881141?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/6033341600666881141/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=6033341600666881141' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/6033341600666881141'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/6033341600666881141'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/09/adolf-was-evil-dude.html' title='Adolf was evil, dude'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-2192853234724445592</id><published>2007-09-25T15:25:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-27T08:06:19.172-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food + drink'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Godzilla'/><title type='text'>Half a ton, here I come</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br clear="all"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I eat when I am hungry&lt;/strong&gt;, when I&amp;#39;m depressed, when I&amp;#39;m angry, when I&amp;#39;m bored. I have no self control when it comes to eating. Being in a state of&amp;nbsp;fullness does not stop my eating.&amp;nbsp;This was not an issue when I worked in a stockroom of a major retail chain, on my feet all day, lifting 25 50 pound bags of dog food in a few minutes, or climbing on top of those giant warehouse shelves because a single package of toilet paper fell and no one can reach it through normal methods. &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;But now, I sit. I answer phones, type occasionally, and&amp;nbsp;stare at a computer monitor. I only have to type after the phone rings, and the phone doesn&amp;#39;t ring that often. So mostly it&amp;#39;s the staring. Occasionally, I get to switch off to  &lt;a href="http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/09/office-plant.html"&gt;watching my plant grow&lt;/a&gt;. To the fill the gaps, I eat. I eat banana chips and pretend they&amp;#39;re healthy. I eat Peanut Butter M&amp;amp;Ms, cookies,&amp;nbsp;crackers, and Jolly Ranchers. I bring my lunch back to my desk so I don&amp;#39;t have to talk to anyone. Maybe I can keep how miserable I am a secret a little bit longer. &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;But I am grateful to have a job. I am. I got fired from the last one.&amp;nbsp;But I got this job because of who I know, not because of who I am. The position I fill did not exist before I got here, and probably will not after I leave. The sitting would not be so bad if I had something to do. But I don&amp;#39;t. So I post moronic things&amp;nbsp;on a blog that no one will ever read. And I&amp;nbsp;eat. And read other people&amp;#39;s blogs. &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;Today and yesterday I have been reading &lt;a href="http://www.sweet-juniper.com/"&gt;Sweet Juniper&lt;/a&gt;!, by two parents who go by Dutch (the dad), and Wood (the mom). Its literary style (the parts I have read, anyway)&amp;nbsp;is a mixture of the New Yorker, The Simpsons, Fawning Parent Magazine, and Let&amp;#39;s Forget That We Are Adults Once in a While Quarterly. It is well written and&amp;nbsp;self-depreciating without making the authors sound self-loathing. They speak of their child with great frequency (that is what the blog is about) without turning into those parents who won&amp;#39;t shut up about their child. In short, I hate them. One gave up on being a lawyer to stay home&amp;nbsp;with their kid-- and there&amp;#39;s another on the way; both finished law school in less time it took me to get my bachelor&amp;#39;s degree-- oh fuck, I forgot-- that&amp;#39;s still on my to do list. Did I forget to mention that they love each other very much and continue to  &lt;a href="http://www.sweet-juniper.com/2005/10/birthday-for-wood.html"&gt;express their undying affection&lt;/a&gt; for each other?&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;So here I remain, in a job I hate because I have no other prospects, having no other prospects because I haven&amp;#39;t finished my degree, wishing that at the very least my job could be a little closer to home so I could see the frickin&amp;#39; awesome two year old that lives there for&amp;nbsp;more than hour a day while he&amp;#39;s awake, reading about other people&amp;#39;s lives that I wish I had. And eating. &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-2192853234724445592?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/2192853234724445592/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=2192853234724445592' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/2192853234724445592'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/2192853234724445592'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/09/half-ton-here-i-come.html' title='Half a ton, here I come'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-1663738463205158006</id><published>2007-09-23T13:17:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-15T16:40:48.564-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cuddly Porcupine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mobile post'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='my need for control'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pollyanna'/><title type='text'>Dear Mom and Dad  please don't kidnap me.</title><content type='html'>If you're driving me somewhere, and we discover when we get there the event has been canceled, there's a good chance I DON'T WANT TO GO ANYWHERE ELSE. I WANT TO GO HOME. Especially if your backup plan is just driving around aimlessly. This is kidnapping. If you weren't family, I'd press charges.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-1663738463205158006?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/1663738463205158006/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=1663738463205158006' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/1663738463205158006'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/1663738463205158006'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/09/dear-mom-and-dad-please-dont-kidnap-me.html' title='Dear Mom and Dad  please don&apos;t kidnap me.'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-7699280832027405572</id><published>2007-09-20T09:17:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-20T09:45:23.512-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New York Mets'/><title type='text'>Mets win, finally</title><content type='html'>For the first time in nearly a week the &lt;a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/wrap.jsp?ymd=20070919&amp;amp;content_id=2217984&amp;amp;vkey=wrapup2005&amp;amp;fext=.jsp&amp;amp;c_id=mlb"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Mets&lt;/span&gt;' magic number went down&lt;/a&gt;. Guess I was wrong about &lt;a href="http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/09/by-way.html"&gt;their sucking&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-7699280832027405572?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/7699280832027405572/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=7699280832027405572' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/7699280832027405572'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/7699280832027405572'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/09/mets-win-finally.html' title='Mets win, finally'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-2210867690895542079</id><published>2007-09-19T21:22:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-25T14:36:35.681-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mobile post'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='horticulture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><title type='text'>Office plant</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_Vmcv0pP7BcM/RvHLhIQUVdI/AAAAAAAAAAU/1-3jp-2SfOI/s1600-h/0919071623-796409.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5112090822054270418" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_Vmcv0pP7BcM/RvHLhIQUVdI/AAAAAAAAAAU/1-3jp-2SfOI/s320/0919071623-796409.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is my office plant. I an growing it from a cutting from someone else's office plant. I have had it in water for nearly two weeks now, but no roots. At least It's not dead yet. The post-it is a sign bearing "CA or Bust," from one of its escape attempts, and the pen is for drawing up other plans for escape. I can't be sure, but I think the note &amp;amp; pen are really the work of my cube-neighbor with an off sense of humor. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Update 25 Sep: Still not dead, still no roots.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-2210867690895542079?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/2210867690895542079/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=2210867690895542079' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/2210867690895542079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/2210867690895542079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/09/office-plant.html' title='Office plant'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_Vmcv0pP7BcM/RvHLhIQUVdI/AAAAAAAAAAU/1-3jp-2SfOI/s72-c/0919071623-796409.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-9217126445057658096</id><published>2007-09-19T11:58:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-19T13:05:04.386-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New York Mets'/><title type='text'>By the way...</title><content type='html'>...my &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/19/sports/baseball/19mets.html?ref=baseball"&gt;Mets really suck&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-9217126445057658096?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/9217126445057658096/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=9217126445057658096' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/9217126445057658096'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/9217126445057658096'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/09/by-way.html' title='By the way...'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-5884936695427786385</id><published>2007-09-19T08:59:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-19T13:09:29.578-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pirates'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food + drink'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='McDonald&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Lots of meat for a scurvy dog</title><content type='html'>Arrrrrrrr. I ate one of them &lt;a href="http://www.angusthirdpounders.com/"&gt;thirds&lt;/a&gt; last night, and aye, me thought, what's the big deal? Sure it's better than what crawls out of the &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunghole"&gt;bungholes&lt;/a&gt; in most schools in the new world, but it not be better than some salted meat, limes and rum. So much for &lt;a href="http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/09/1st-pic.html"&gt;making sacrifices&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-5884936695427786385?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/5884936695427786385/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=5884936695427786385' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/5884936695427786385'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/5884936695427786385'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/09/lots-of-meat-for-scurvy-dog.html' title='Lots of meat for a scurvy dog'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-2141380971628767698</id><published>2007-09-18T15:51:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-19T08:06:14.694-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food + drink'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mobile post'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I hate being a grown up'/><title type='text'>1st pic</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_03eOG3d-DZE/RvAsdRubnKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/r6HzA3_JXWY/s1600-h/0918071544-734507.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_03eOG3d-DZE/RvAsdRubnKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/r6HzA3_JXWY/s320/0918071544-734507.jpg"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5111634458551491746" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Diet Mountain Dew doesn&amp;#39;t suck as much as other diet drinks. It&amp;#39;s still not that good, but my new job has me sitting most of the day, so I must make sacrifices.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-2141380971628767698?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/2141380971628767698/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=2141380971628767698' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/2141380971628767698'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/2141380971628767698'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/09/1st-pic.html' title='1st pic'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_03eOG3d-DZE/RvAsdRubnKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/r6HzA3_JXWY/s72-c/0918071544-734507.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-7573138473589744582</id><published>2007-09-18T15:24:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-18T15:31:26.324-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pirates'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I hate being a grown up'/><title type='text'>Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!</title><content type='html'>Tomorrow is &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_A_Pirate_Day"&gt;International Talk Like a Pirate Day&lt;/a&gt;, and for the first time, this disappoints me so. I am now working what one could call a &amp;quot;grown-up&amp;quot; job, an am required to answer a phone in a (sigh) professional manner. I work for a  &lt;strong&gt;large&lt;/strong&gt; company, and I work in an IT support department. I&amp;#39;ve already been told that answering the phone &amp;quot;Ahoy! Thank ye for callin&amp;#39; IT support. What can First Mate Dick&amp;quot; (my pirate name) &amp;quot;be doing for a landlubber like yeself?&amp;quot; would not be good for my future employ here, especially if the CEO&amp;#39;s executive assistant calls. I hate being a grown up. &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-7573138473589744582?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/7573138473589744582/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=7573138473589744582' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/7573138473589744582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/7573138473589744582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/09/arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.html' title='Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-8975106052746186708</id><published>2007-09-18T14:31:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-18T14:34:38.977-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='beginnings'/><title type='text'>The beginning, again, take 2</title><content type='html'>I could tell you how many times I&amp;#39;ve started one of these, but I&amp;#39;d be&lt;br&gt;making a number up.  I used to think I would be a popular blog author.&lt;br&gt;For reasons that I am unable to explain, people like listening to me.&lt;br&gt;But I am undisciplined. Here goes nothing, again.&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#39;ve decided to leave my failed attempt at first post intact. I find&lt;br&gt;it amusing. The settings on my work computer don&amp;#39;t like Blogspot&amp;#39;s&lt;br&gt;editor.&lt;p&gt;Oh well.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-8975106052746186708?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/8975106052746186708/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=8975106052746186708' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/8975106052746186708'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/8975106052746186708'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/09/beginning-again-take-2.html' title='The beginning, again, take 2'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652862656326019391.post-1018480317997191767</id><published>2007-09-18T13:20:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-18T14:15:52.355-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='good questions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='beginnings'/><title type='text'>The beginning, again</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7652862656326019391-1018480317997191767?l=defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/feeds/1018480317997191767/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7652862656326019391&amp;postID=1018480317997191767' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/1018480317997191767'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7652862656326019391/posts/default/1018480317997191767'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://defenestrateeverything.blogspot.com/2007/09/beginning-again.html' title='The beginning, again'/><author><name>D-Rock</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
